C-a-C: ‘Tell me how am I supposed to live without you / Now that I’ve been loving you so long’

Bringing "Battioke" to the court seemed like a weird strategy, but then the Detroit Pistons only shot 37.3 percent from the floor and lost by 23. Never doubt Shane Battier when it comes to defensive tactics, I guess.

Best caption wins just enough Bolton to get you through the rest of Monday, but not enough to send you into shock. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Washington Wizards interim head coach Randy Wittman and assistant coach Don Zierden are very impressed with you.

Winner, Thanatos: "Whew, at least none of our players are good enough to demand that we be fired!"

Runner-up, Robert C: "At least we're not Charlotte ... those guys are really bad."

NOTE: In delicious irony, the 12-44 Wiz are 1.5-point road dogs to the 7-47 Bobcats tonight.

Second runner-up, Sean: Two out of two coaches agree: the Kiss Cam really is the best thing going on in D.C.