Create-a-Caption: ‘I never said I wanted anything to do with that guy!’

After today's proceedings, free-agent-to-be Deron Williams begins Operation: Distance Yourself And Quietly Play Out The Remainder Of The Season While You Wait For Everything To Blow Over. Kind of an unwieldy operation name, but it's better than "Dwightmare," you know?

Best caption wins a quick, quiet exit. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Chris Duhon loves flexing so much, you guys.

Winner, Eye of the Tiger: Duhon: "Yesss, Brock Lesnar is back!"

Runner-up, Al: Chris shows off the results of his P90X and Insanity workouts. The results were not overwhelming.

Second runner-up, Sean: Chris Duhon's reaction to the news that he does indeed still exist.