Kobe Bryant wears two different shoes during an exhibition game, because why not?

That's right, just one game into the Los Angeles Lakers' "preseason" schedule, Kobe Bryant is already bored. In an attempt to stave off ennui -- and one that we're sure the NBA will put a quick stop to, because players are without proper representation and not allowed to have any fun -- Kobe wore one purple shoe and one gold shoe in his team's exhibition opener on Sunday night. Gold laces for the purple shoe, purple laces for the gold one, and three more weeks of boring NBA games that don't count for all of us.